Barkspear and the Secret of the Magic Crystals
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Rainbow 
lately I was looking whats new in Steam store,
then I Have noticed one particular game:

"Secret of the Magic Crystals"
http://store.steampowered.com/app/45100

just by looking at the magical screenshots:
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and such praising reviews:

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immediately I have realized Bark must have this game in his Steam Library.
I left to no other option but to buy it for Bark.


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Needless to say, Bark was grateful.
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but i fear bark's collection is not perfect. there are still 2 DLC's and a soundtrack for this game:
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so i urge you guys, anyone who want's to see Bark fulfill his Destiny with the Magic crystals please help and get this DLC's and soundtrack for him.

P.S.
Bark - for every 15 minutes of Gameplay I will give you +1 REP and I encourage everyone else to do so


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Beautiful, magical unicorns. I love them and they love me.


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(10-20-2014, 04:03 PM)BarkSpear Wrote: Beautiful, magical unicorns. I love them and they love me.

yes but you are not complete without the soundtrack and the coloring book. it's just not the same experience


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Its true. I can't be fully immersed in the magic.


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LOL!!!! +rep


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


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"I see now the circumstances of ones birth is irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are."

CYKA BLYAT

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wtf with the ptg we not all turning
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what happen to the ptg hardcore Smile


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Magical homo-unicorn crystal horses with pink feathers and quick time events. Still a better game than BF4. Tongue

This stands as eternal proof that I will do anything for rep.


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there is no magic nor crystal in that

get Bark his soundtrack


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(10-20-2014, 10:10 PM)chilldog Wrote: [Image: silly-gay-men.jpg]

OH so this is what Bark gets up to when he claims he is out doing stuff with the "Army"... Now we know the truth


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I never said the army wasn't fabulous...


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it's in the same category with Five Nights at Freddie's!!

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I'm starting to feel I can make a living by becoming this clan's psychiatrist.


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(10-21-2014, 12:41 PM)mpkossen Wrote: I'm starting to feel I can make a living by becoming this clan's psychiatrist.





i bet yous all be singing it tonight Big Grin


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Dear Diary,

Today SJsTrueSelf pranced around that sandy cage thing outside and jumped over some midget fences. I don't know why the midgets left bits of fencing around, but I'm not complaining. My magical unicorn friend is a bit of a wuffter. A bit of hopping around like a queen and he started sparkling with pride. Literally sparkling star dust. It was magical and out of this world. I did the only thing a manly unicorn trainer could do. I beat seven shades of shit out of that thing and made it drag heavy logs for a while through the forest until it could barely stand.


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Look at the way its back feet drag. No form at all. Then I took away its pretty flower necklace and burned it. That stopped all that fucking pansy sparkling in its tracks. Then, as a special treat to make that horny devil more of a LAD, I mixed some totally trippy green plant shit in a bowl and fed it to him. It ended up making purple smoke, but it's probably not lethal. At least in the short term. Need to win some pansy ass pageant money before I have to eat the damn thing. Unicorn meat isn't magical unless the month ends in 'I'm filthy rich'.

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I can't tell whether all that rainbow coloured horse shit he slept in means he had a good time or not. But he's a bit of a fairy, so he probably didn't like it. Ah well. The whole point of keeping a super secret magical fairy pony unicorn crystal horse is that you have to love and cherish it, passing on all of your deeply held beliefs and values to make the girly fucker a manlycorn. I'm so grateful for my bestest friend. I love that four legged horn dog so much. I'm going to into the woods tommorrow and pick some more psychedelic weeds for him. The things love makes you do...

Thanks for listening Diary, talk to you soon!


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I can't believe you actually keep playing this fucking game, you sad bastard


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